Wedding

[LovelyLadyLux]

The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say

concerning the union of the bride and groom....

The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a baby stood up and began walking slowly towards the minister.



The congregation was aghast - you could almost hear a pin drop.



The groom's jaw dropped as he stared in disbelief at the approaching young woman and child.



Chaos ensued.

The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying.

The bride's father turned to the groom, 'Why you son-of-a-bitch!'

Then the groom's mother fainted.

The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how to save the situation.

The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?"

There was absolute silence in the church.

The woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back."





And that illustrates what happens when people are considered guilty

until proven innocent.

[Grandad]