Norman and Barry

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Norman and Barry

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Norman and Barry got married in California.

They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to

Norman's Mom and Dad's house for their first married

night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Norman's little brother, gets up

and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to

go to school, he asks his mom if Norman and Barry are

up yet. She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!

Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom,

'Are Norman and Barry up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think!

Eat your lunch and go back to school '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,

'Are Norman and Barry up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'

He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'

He says: 'Last night Norman came to my room for the

Vaseline and I think...
I gave him my airplane glue.'


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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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