Ultimate Ethnic Joke

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Ultimate Ethnic Joke

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, an Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, an Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Filippino, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian a New Guinean, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Chinaman, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, an Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans . . . all walk into a very fine restaurant together.



"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after taking a good long look at the group, "You can't come in here without a Thai. "


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :up

Now get back to the GIMP LLL.....you are lagging behind :lol:
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Yup - I know I'll be holding back the class! :o I did get the cropped picture finally done and completed and saved and to be sure I got the concept I cropped and saved a few others.

I'll provide the comic relief as I wade through the tutorials.......'wade' for me as nothing techinical ever comes naturally.
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:lol: :lol: nice one LLL and don't worry about the GIMP, plenty of time we will just take it slow and learn together.
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