The Blonde

[LovelyLadyLux]

A blonde lady motorist was about
>> two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck
>> had broken down……
>>
>> The man walked up to the car and
>> asked, "Are you going to
San Diego ?"
>>
>> "Sure," answered the blonde, "do
>> you need a lift?"
>>
>> "Not for me. I'll be spending the
>> next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees
>> in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit
>> stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could
>> you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your
>> trouble”
>>
>> "I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
>>
>>
>> So the two chimpanzees were ushered
>> into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their
>> seat belts, and off they went.
>>
>> Five hours later, the truck driver
>> was driving through the heart of
San Diego when suddenly he was
>> horrified!
>>
>> There was the blonde walking down
>> the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of
>> a big crowd.
>>
>> With a screech of brakes he pulled
>> off the road and ran over to the blonde.
>>
>> "What are you doing here?" he
>> demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!"
>>
>>
>> "Yes, I know you did," said the
>> blonde. "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea
>> World."
>>
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