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Rude vegetables

Post by Horus »

I came across this example when pulling up a few new carrots :)

I wondered if any of you can remember the line from Rowan Atkinsons 'The Black Adder' when He says to his stupid servant Baldrick,
"I suppose you are going to tell me that you have a turnip shaped like a thingy!"
To which Baldrick replies:
"No my lord, I have a thingy shaped like a turnip!" :lol:

Anyway have a look at this rude carrot. ;)

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oh I love Blackadder :mrgreen:

I had a mango last week and should have taken a pic of it!!

Very phallic protusion coming out of the side :)
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Post by PRchick »

:lol::lol::lol: I didn't know carrots came in male and female Horus.
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Post by Horus »

It's surprising what you can find in my garden PR :lol:

Always take a picture of a rude vegetable Ebikatsu :) you never know when it will come in handy foe posting on a forum ;)

Now I must find the amusing tomatoe picture that looks like a duck. :P
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Post by DJKeefy »

I found your carrots brother Horus :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Obviously it was his 'bigger' brother Keefy :lol:
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:lol::lol::lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Now there gents no comparing!
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Post by Horus »

Horus wrote earlier:
Now I must find the amusing tomatoe picture that looks like a duck.
Just came across it while sorting a few pictures :) :lol:

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