The man had been unhappy for many years with his wife constantly nagging him and imposing her will upon him.
During the visit, his wife died, and she was taken to the morgue.
The man visited the Morgue to make arrangement for her burial.
The undertaker explained that he could have her buried in Jerusalem for 200 Dollars, or he could have her body shipped back to the USA for 10,000 dollars.
The old man pondered for a while and said. "I will have her shipped back home to America"
The undertaker rather taken aback said "But Why" ? "For a mere 200 Dollars you could have her buried in the wonderful city for next to nothing, a beautiful resting place"
The old man replied...
"Many years a go, a man died and was buried here, Three days later he rose again.. I Just can't take the ******* chance" !!





