Why Parents Drink!!
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:19 am
Why Parents Drink
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent one day but had not phoned in sick . Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. [shadow=red][face=Comic Sans MS]' Hello [/face][/shadow]? '
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
'[shadow=red] Yes [/shadow],' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, '[shadow=red] No [/shadow].'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' [shadow=red]' Yes [/shadow]'
'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, '[shadow=red] No '[/shadow]
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' [shadow=red]Yes , '[/shadow] whispered the child, ' a policeman . '
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
'[shadow=red] No, he's busy , [/shadow]' whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
' [shadow=red]Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman ,[/shadow] ' came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
'[shadow=red] A helicopter ' [/shadow]answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered,
'[shadow=red] The search team just landed a helicopter '[/shadow]
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
' [shadow=red]ME . ' [/shadow]
You could just imagine it!
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent one day but had not phoned in sick . Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. [shadow=red][face=Comic Sans MS]' Hello [/face][/shadow]? '
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
'[shadow=red] Yes [/shadow],' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, '[shadow=red] No [/shadow].'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' [shadow=red]' Yes [/shadow]'
'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, '[shadow=red] No '[/shadow]
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' [shadow=red]Yes , '[/shadow] whispered the child, ' a policeman . '
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
'[shadow=red] No, he's busy , [/shadow]' whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
' [shadow=red]Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman ,[/shadow] ' came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
'[shadow=red] A helicopter ' [/shadow]answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered,
'[shadow=red] The search team just landed a helicopter '[/shadow]
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
' [shadow=red]ME . ' [/shadow]
You could just imagine it!
