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Post by LovelyLadyLux »

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
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> The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
> For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.
> Then, the still shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
> The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle the driver so badly.
> The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault today is my very first day driving a cab.
> I've been driving a hearse for 25 years.



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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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