Page 1 of 1

Male or Female ???

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2019 10:48 pm
by LovelyLadyLux
Male or Female?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable, and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

Re: Male or Female ???

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2019 11:40 am
by Kiya
:lol: :lol:

Re: Male or Female ???

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:04 pm
by Grandad
MY SCOOTER
Female because if you put too much demand on her she shuts down. :lol: :lol:

Re: Male or Female ???

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:40 pm
by Horus
My Satnav is defo female, always telling me to slow down or that I have gone the wrong way and should do a U turn. :lol:

Re: Male or Female ???

Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2019 4:29 pm
by LovelyLadyLux
The daughter & son-in-law bought a second small car they call "Wanda" - just cause the name fit.