F Word
Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:11 am
Q uestion: When is the use of "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable?
Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use...
In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we’re sinking?"
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
~ Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
9 . “ Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
George Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein, 1938.
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
Pythagoras, 126 BC.
5. “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
Michelangelo, 1566.
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw, come on Monica. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
Bill Clinton, 1998
"AND THE WINNER IS ..
1. "There is no @#$%ing way Trump will ever become President"
~ Hillary Clinton, 2016
Answer: There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use...
In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we’re sinking?"
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
~ Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
9 . “ Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
George Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein, 1938.
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
Pythagoras, 126 BC.
5. “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
Michelangelo, 1566.
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw, come on Monica. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
Bill Clinton, 1998
"AND THE WINNER IS ..
1. "There is no @#$%ing way Trump will ever become President"
~ Hillary Clinton, 2016