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Parachute Club

Post by LovelyLadyLux » Mon Dec 31, 2018 11:57 pm

Senior Parachute Club

Yesterday my daughter called me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. "Like sitting around the pool, drinking beer isn't a good thing?" I asked.

Talking about my doing something useful seems to be her favorite topic of conversation lately.

She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested, I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas. So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her.

I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 83-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I already have my Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

Immediately, she phoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad ! Where are your glasses ?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said. "I signed up for five jumps a week!"

The line went dead.

Life as a Senior Citizen isn't getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

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