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Marriage

Post by LovelyLadyLux » Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:00 pm

---- Getting Married

Jack, age 92, and Jill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.

Jack addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds"

Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jack: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "Yes"

Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We do..."

Jack: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?"
Pharmacist: "Yes."

Jack: "Then we'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."



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Re: Marriage

Post by Grandad » Fri Nov 30, 2018 5:36 pm

I didn't see that one coming :lol: :lol:
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Re: Marriage

Post by Kiya » Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:28 am

:lol: :lol:

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