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Three Men

Post by LovelyLadyLux » Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:22 pm

Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub and each order a pint. Upon getting their drinks they each notice they have a fly in their glass.

The Englishman says to the bartender "excuse me, mate, there's a fly in this, can you pour me a new one, please?"

The Scotsman looks at his pint, picks the fly out, tosses it aside and starts drinking.

The Irishman picks the fly out by the wings, holds it above the glass and says "Go on! Spit it out ya wee *******!".