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 Post subject: Today's world
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:55 am  |  Posted from: Canada
  

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It looks like the stork is not going to get a mention in the years to come. Hope this brings a smile to your face!
This is how to explain how we came to be.
The New Generation will never believe the story about the STORK nor the CABBAGE PATCH.



Mummy, was I downloaded?




The little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and Googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

'You Got Male!


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 Post subject: Re: Today's world
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:07 am  |  Posted from: United Kingdom
  

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:05 am  |  Posted from: United Kingdom
  

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 Post subject: Re: Today's world
PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:26 pm  |  Posted from: United Kingdom
  

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