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Husband and Wife

Post by LovelyLadyLux » Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:44 pm

A husband Dave and his wife, Anne, were driving home one very cold night in Wisconsin, when Anne yells at him to stop the car. Anne jumps out and picks up a little bundle that was laying in the road. She brings it back to the car and it turns out it was a baby skunk. It was barely alive, but very cold.

Anne says, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

Dave says, "Okay, get in the car with it."

Anne asks, "Where shall I put it to keep it warm?

"Put it between your legs. It ought to be nice and warm there."

Anne says, "But what about the smell?"

"Just hold his little nose."



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Re: Husband and Wife

Post by Horus » Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:06 pm

:lol: :lol:
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