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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:45 am  |  Posted from: Canada
  

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The Redneck Home Security System

1. Get an old pair of men's size 14 work boots from Freecycle or Value Village
2. Sit 'em on your front porch beside a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.
3. Put some big, messy dog bowls next to the boots.
4. Tack a note to the door that says:

"Me and Bubba and Bertha and Duke have gone for more ammo and beer. Be right back. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they got to the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. -- Cooter"


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 9:47 am  |  Posted from: United Kingdom
  

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I just love it! :D :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:28 pm  |  Posted from: Canada
  

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I'm headin' to the Hospital Thrift store this morning to buy FOUR pairs of big boots all in different sizes! Next trip to the States am going to look around on the ground and find some empty shell casings. Going to throw a few around by the front door plus make a huge honking sign with dog chew marks on it.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:00 pm  |  Posted from: United Kingdom
  

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Great idea. Love it :up :lol:

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