Police Report
Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:32 pm
A Recent Police Report:
San Francisco Police report finding a man's body under the Golden Gate Bridge following his apparent attendance at an after-party for a recent same sex marriage reception.
The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to smoking marijuana and excessive alcohol consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a "Hillary for President" T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Hillary for president T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think, the police do care.
San Francisco Police report finding a man's body under the Golden Gate Bridge following his apparent attendance at an after-party for a recent same sex marriage reception.
The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to smoking marijuana and excessive alcohol consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a "Hillary for President" T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Hillary for president T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
In spite of what we sometimes think, the police do care.
