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Father and Son

Post by LovelyLadyLux » Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:40 am

ANNOYING 8 YEARS OLD SON.

Father:- Son can U pls go buy me a soft drink

Son:- Coke or Pepsi?

Father:- Coke

Son:- Diet or regular?

Father:- Regular

Son:- Bottle or can?

Father:- Bottle

Son:- 500ml or 1liter?

Father:- Damn it!!!! Just buy me water!!!!

Son:- Natural or mineral?

Father:- Mineral

Son:- Hot or cold?

Father:- I am gonna strike U with a broom, U idiot

Son:- Stick broom or soft broom?

Father:- Stop this U little animal

Son:- Cow or pig?

Father:- Get out of here

Son:- Now or later?

Father:- Now!!!!

Son:- So U gonna throw me out or not?

Father:- I am gonna kill U!!!!

Son:- With a gun or knife?

Father:- I am gonna shoot U

Son:- In the head or stomach?

Father:- U pest!!!!

Son:- Cockroach or rat?


Father:- (Faints)

Son:- Are U dead or sleeping?

Ok - I'll admit I got this one from Trinidad and I think it loses something now that it is off the Island! ;)



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Re: Father and Son

Post by Grandad » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:09 am

I don't think it loses anything LLL :lol: :lol:
:gg:

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