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Tight with God

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:10 am
by LovelyLadyLux
An  80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with

normal results.  The doctor says, "George,  everything looks great.

How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

George  replies, "God and I are tight.

He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so when I get up in

the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The  light goes on.

When I'm done, poof! The light goes  off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says!

A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.

"Ethel," he says, "George is doing  fine!

But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.

Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof! the light goes on

in the  bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"

"Oh sweet Jesus" exclaims Ethel.

"He's  pissin' in the refrigerator again!

Re: Tight with God

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:15 am
by Horus
:lol: :lol:

Re: Tight with God

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:43 am
by Kiya
:lol: :lol:

Re: Tight with God

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 10:42 am
by Grandad
LLL, it's the way you tell 'em :lol: :lol:

Re: Tight with God

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:31 pm
by LovelyLadyLux
Yeah - it has to be the Canadian accent ;) ;) "eh?"