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World's Shortest Books 
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS 
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY 
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan 
& Michelle Obama 
Illustrated by Michael Moore 
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS 
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA 
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton" 
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL 
By Hillary Clinton 
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY 
By Bill Clinton 
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD 
By Bill Gates 
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY 
By Dennis Rodman 
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE 
By Al Gore & John Kerry 
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
 
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian 
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
 
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell 
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
 
By Mike Tyson 
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS 
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony 
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY 
By Ted Kennedy 
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MY BOOK ON MORALS 
By Bill Clinton 
With introduction by 
The Rev. Jesse Jackson 
And foreward by 
Tiger Woods with John Edwards 
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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL 
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS 
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy 
By Nancy Pelosi 
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And the shortest book of them all......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 
By Barack Obama

We could also add "A Comprehensive list of French War Heroes" "The European Union's List of Things We Like About the British"