Going to Church in Chicago
Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 4:45 pm
Going To Church In Chicago
When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
were guest preachers at a nearby church, I
decided to go there and check them out in
person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton
came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it
was because I was the only white person in the
church. He laid his hands on my hand and said:
"By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the
will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the
Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord
Almighty, you will walk today."
Again I said that there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and
behold --- My Car Was Gone !
Amen
When I heard Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
were guest preachers at a nearby church, I
decided to go there and check them out in
person.
As soon as I sat down, Reverend Sharpton
came over to me. I don't know why, maybe it
was because I was the only white person in the
church. He laid his hands on my hand and said:
"By the will of Jesus the Lord Almighty, and the
will of God, you will walk today."
I told him I was not paralyzed.
Then Jesse Jackson came by and said: "By the
Grace of God, and his Son Jesus, the Lord
Almighty, you will walk today."
Again I said that there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and
behold --- My Car Was Gone !
Amen