Aussie Baby
Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:56 am
An Aussie was drinking in a bar in Darwin when he gets a call on his phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces that
his wife has just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just
shrugs and says "That's about average for our family folks."
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that baby boy that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?
Everybody's been laying bets about how big he'd be after two weeks.....so how much does he weigh now?”
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."
The father takes a slow swig from his VB, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
his wife has just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just
shrugs and says "That's about average for our family folks."
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that baby boy that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?
Everybody's been laying bets about how big he'd be after two weeks.....so how much does he weigh now?”
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."
The father takes a slow swig from his VB, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
