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Fishing

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 6:30 am
by LovelyLadyLux
3 Blondes A Fishin' Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps one of them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.
"Well,if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses." said the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.
"Well, I know of no law against it, "said the Game Warden, "take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game Warden left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically.
"What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two, "doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?"

Re: Fishing

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 10:50 am
by Horus
:lol: Although we don't have those fish here.

Re: Fishing

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 6:08 pm
by LovelyLadyLux
I've fished for steelhead and they are very fast fish but give a good fight IF you should happen to catch one.

In days gone by when I used to snorkel the rivers you could only sometimes see them as they'd zip by so fast you really couldn't get a chance to see one. TASTE is to die for. :eat :eat

Re: Fishing

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 12:42 am
by Jayway
Are they still there? Can you buy them ? Sounds very interesting.

Re: Fishing

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:07 am
by LovelyLadyLux
You can buy steelhead sometimes in the stores - caught and dead that is.