Last Kiss
Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:57 pm
Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North
Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to
jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge .
So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly
man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the
State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully,
"I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George
also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked
..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here
your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over
the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss
followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big
thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the
State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever
had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be
famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether he jumped or was pushed.
Carolina bikers were riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to
jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge .
So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly
man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the
State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully,
"I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George
also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked
..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here
your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over
the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss
followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big
thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the
State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever
had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be
famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether he jumped or was pushed.
