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Making IT Stiff

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:59 pm
by LovelyLadyLux
MAKING IT STIFF!

To make it Stand,
You Wet it !
To make it Wet,
You Suck it !
To make it Stiff,
You Lick it !
To Get It In,
You Push it!

Damn!!!!

Threading a Needle when you're AN OLD FART is a Bitch.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Making IT Stiff

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:16 pm
by Horus
:lol: :lol: I just had to read it with a title like that.

Re: Making IT Stiff

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:21 pm
by Scottishtourist
OOh,you are AWFUL!!
Reminds me of old joke!

What's long,thin,covered in skin...and put into tarts?

RHUBARB!!!

Re: Making IT Stiff

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:30 pm
by LovelyLadyLux
Good one! :))) Rhubarb!!! :)))