Potentially and Realistically

[LovelyLadyLux]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?' The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Machel Montano for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Machel Montano for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Machel Montano for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.

'So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Machel Montano for a million dollars?'The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Machel Montano for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Machel Montano I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Machel Montano for a million dollars?''Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his Dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars,but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.

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Nice one

[LovelyLadyLux]

Machel Montano is a pop icon. In Trinidad he is on par with Michael Jackson in terms of popularity. His music has a definite Caribbean Regae type beat to it. And I do quite like his music.

[Jayway]

Good one LLL -

[Kiya]