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Post by LovelyLadyLux » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:58 pm

So, I'm in a bar and two very large ladies with heavy accents are sitting across from me.

I say, "Cool accents. Are you ladies from Scotland?"

One of them yells, "Its Wales you idiot."

So I said, "Ok so you two Whales are from Scotland?" Don't remember much after that .............

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Post by Mad Dilys » Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:56 am

Smile! It confuses people

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