Little old Ladies

[LovelyLadyLux]

Used Car..........this is priceless

It was in Red Deer Alberta, the patrolman was making his evening rounds,
as he was checking a used car lot. he came upon two little old ladies Nora & Claire sitting in a used car.

He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car or were they trying to steal it?

“ Heavens no ; we bought it” says Claire

Then why don’t you drive it away?

I can’t drive. Nora shouts to the patrolman and Claire shouts I have had too much to drink.;

Then why did you buy it???????

We were told that if we bought a used car here. We”d get screwed...........so we are just waiting.