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Lunch

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Todays missive is a bit raunchy ..........

Dad goes hunting and shoots a deer, brings it home and cooks it. Doesn't tell the rest of the family what he is doing and offers no clue as to the meal he is preparing.

As the kids were gobbling his delicious meal down they kept asking what this flavourful meal is?

Dad gives one clue - "Is it what your mother calls me"

Immediately the son yells "Spit it out! Its a fu*king ****! Don't eat it"


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Re: Lunch

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
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