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My Warped Sense of Humour

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I was scanning through some local job vacancies; And no, I am not looking for employment, just trying to help someone else :lol: and my eye was drawn to an advert headed

PENETRATION TESTER
A market leader is looking to recruit penetration testers across all levels.......... perhaps that means size matters after all?

Sorry if that is near the nuckle but, well, the mind boggles :lol:


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Ohhhhhhh Goodness - :lol: :lol: Does make the imagination work. Now am just thinking - would I have liked to have gone to University or College for however many years to become a Penetration Tester AND there are different levels!

An in-depth penetration tester? A Penetration Tester for mid-range? Wonder if this job is equally open to women? Interesting to know the qualifications for being a Penetration Tester :ni:
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Interesting to know the qualifications for being a Penetration Tester :ni:
I could answer that, but I'd better not. :lol: :lol:
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Just to clarify. Apparently 'Penetration Expert' or 'Expert Penetration Tester' is a job description used in various security roles for people responsible for safeguarding systems, electronic or physical, against penetration by hackers, crooks etc.

Before this thread goes completely off topic :lol:
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:lol: :lol: I've heard of some job titles over time but, this one beats all :lol: :lol:
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Well I'd over never guessed THAT was the job! :))) :)))
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