Funeral Expenses

[LovelyLadyLux]

A MAN AND HIS EVER-NAGGING WIFE WENT ON VACATION IN JERUSALEM .
WHILE THEY WERE THERE, THE WIFE PASSED AWAY.
THE UNDERTAKER TOLD THE HUSBAND,
"YOU CAN HAVE HER BURIED HERE IN THE HOLY LAND FOR $150
OR WE CAN HAVE HER SHIPPED BACK HOME FOR $5,000.
THE HUSBAND THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND TOLD THE
UNDERTAKER HE WOULD HAVE HER SHIPPED BACK HOME.
THE UNDERTAKER ASKED HIM,
"WHY WOULD YOU SPEND $5,000 TO HAVE HER SHIPPED
HOME WHEN YOU COULD HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BURIAL HERE,
AND IT WOULD ONLY COST $150????"


THE HUSBAND REPLIED,
"LONG AGO, A MAN DIED HERE, WAS BURIED HERE,
AND THREE DAYS LATER, ROSE FROM THE DEAD.
I JUST CAN’T TAKE THAT CHANCE!"