Senior Dating (from our Jayway)

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Senior Dating (from our Jayway)

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They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted.
They had a lovely evening.
They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.
Despite his age, they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink.
Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.....


Claude was thinking: 'If I'd known she was still a virgin, I'd have been gentler.'


Maude was thinking: 'If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken my tights off '


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Re: Senior Dating (from our Jayway)

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Singles clubs?
Anyone ever been to one?
I was hoodwinked one evening by a workmate!Thought I could just attend as "guest."Unbeknown to me,once I arrived,I had to register as member and pay £8 for priviledge! "Mingles!!" Motto was "friendship is only a dance away!"
Wasn't the ordeal I expected!Single people there just enjoying a dance and a drink.Nothing sleazy,a very pleasant night!
Post reminds me though of dear friend who tried internet dating.She invited chap back to hers for a "nightcap."All went well until he asked if he could try on pair of her stockings!!
Her retort was that he was frequenting wrong website and he beat a sharp exit!!!
Bless her!!
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