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Post by LovelyLadyLux »

I was at an A.T.M. yesterday.
A little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.

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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 am.
Can you believe that! 2:30 am?
Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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The wife was counting all the nickels and dimes out
on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry
and started shouting and crying for no reason.
I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."

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An East Indian fellow has moved in next door. He has

traveled the world, has swum with sharks, has wrestled

bears and climbed the highest mountain.

It came as no surprise to learn his name was "Bindair Dundat".



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