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Post by LovelyLadyLux »

The Big Quandary

Makes you think about which way we are being pushed?

I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white,
which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards,
makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working
class and an ally of big business.

I was christened by my parents, which now labels me as an infidel.

I am retired, which makes me useless.

I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much of what the main
stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police
and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to
each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I (and most of the people I know), acquired a fair education without
student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind
of an odd underachiever.

I believe in the defence and protection of my country and I honour
those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right
wing-militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new me... because I'm just not
sure who the hell I am anymore!

Funny ...it’s all just taken place over the last 10 to 15 years!

As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with ...

Now I’m not even sure which toilet to go into!


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My quandary right now is Where did I put my glasses? so I can read your post LLL :lol: :lol:
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Post by LovelyLadyLux »

I hear you on that one however since I got these glasses replaced and haven't gotten a spare pair yet they're pretty much glued to my face as I can't see small stuff without them (meaning I can't read without glasses anymore). Years ago I started keeping my keys in my purse and only in my purse cause I hated looking for them. The kindle has a special spot too. I will admit to searching for the TV remote as it seems to have about 4 places it can hide.
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