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A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewelry and money.

The man started sobbing and said, "You can take anything you want. You can kill me. But please untie the rope and free her."

Thief: "You must really love your wife!"

Man: "Well, no, it's just that she'll be home shortly".


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Just read Romesh Ranganathan's book, Straight Outta Crawley. :lol:

Ever think of doing 'Stand Up' LLL ??
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@Grandad - ya know - in person I can't tell a joke for the life of me BUT if I get on a roll I can be fairly funny at times about life, spontaneous happenings. I am naturally very serious minded but I do have a dry sense of humour that does emerge from time to time.
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