Farmer Jack once lived on a quiet rural highway, but as time
went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast
that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of three to six a
week.
So Farmer Jack called the local police station to complain,
"You've got to do something about all these people driving so fast and killing
all my chickens," he said to the local police officer.
"What do you want me to do?" asked the policeman.
I don't care, just do something about those crazy
drivers!"
So the next day the policeman had the council erect a sign that
said: SCHOOL CROSSING
Three days later Farmer Jack called the policeman and said,
"You've still got to do something about these drivers. The school crossing'
sign seems to make them go even faster!"
So again, they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT
PLAY.
That really sped them up. So Farmer Jack called and said, "Your
signs are no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
In order to get Farmer Jack off his back the policeman said,
"Sure. Put up your own sign."
"The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but curiosity
got the better of the officer, so he called Farmer Jack, "How is the problem
with the speeding drivers, Did you put up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did and not one chicken has been
killed."
The policeman was really curious and thought he'd better go out
and take a look at the sign. He also thought the sign may be something the
police could use elsewhere to slow drivers down.
So he drove out to Farmer Jack's house.
His jaw dropped the moment he saw the
sign..........
'NUDIST COLONY'
'Slow down and watch for chicks!'
Chicken Farmer
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