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Snow.........

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

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8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

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8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

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8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

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8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

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8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

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8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

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8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

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8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqua.

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8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended

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8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

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8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

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8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

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9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, insensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

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9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

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9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.



Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.

It Snowed Last Night


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