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During her annual physical exam, the doctor asks the retired woman about her level
of physical activity. The woman said she spent three days a week, every week, in the
outdoors. "Yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five-hour walk about seven
miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed
my way through two miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and dust in my eyes. I
barely avoided stepping on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I had to avoid a
mother bear. And all afternoon long, I was swatting away a swarm of wasps and
scratching the mosquito bites that covered every inch of exposed skin."

"It was stressful and hard work," she sighed. "But, at the end of it all, I sat down with
my friends, had a couple of glasses of wine, and considered it a good day."

Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You have an incredible passion for the great
outdoors!"

"Not really," the woman replied. “I’m just a very, very bad golfer."


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