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Son-in-Law

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MY SON WAS FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE SO I TOLD MY HIM, "YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."



HE SAID, "NO."



I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER."



HE SAID, "YES."



I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON."



BILL GATES SAID, "NO."



I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK."



BILL GATES SAID, "OK."



I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO.



HE SAID, "NO."



I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW."



HE SAID, "OK.”


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:lol: :lol: I reckon it works like that
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:lol: :lol:
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