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Harold

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid,

stand up!'

After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up. The teacher

said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Harold?'

'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

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Harold watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on

her face.

'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked.

'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with

a tissue.

'What's the matter, asked Harold 'Giving up?'

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The math teacher saw that Harold wasn't paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, 'Harold! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'

Harold quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'

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Harold's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police

station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10

most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.

Harold asked, “Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "

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Little Harold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as

his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down

the horse's legs and rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Harold asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'

His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
shape before I buy.

Harold, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom . . . '


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Re: Harold

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:lol: :lol:
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