Wife to her Accountant husband:
What is inflation?
Husband: Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are 48-40-48.
Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before.
This is INFLATION.
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Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!
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Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability.
But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
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An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If you have 1 wife, She fights with you!
If you have 2 wives, They will fight for you!
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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
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Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD...
Later, somehow don't know why...alphabets get reversed...
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Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!
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