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Hunting

Post by LovelyLadyLux » Fri Jul 27, 2018 5:31 pm

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone"



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Re: Hunting

Post by Horus » Fri Jul 27, 2018 7:04 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Hunting

Post by Kiya » Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:00 am

:lol: :lol:

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