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Cowboy songs

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From the least to the MOST - found these quite cute......not too sure any are really PC but I find them funny...

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is:

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day


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Re: Cowboy songs

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Here you go LLL they do all exist and now you can listen to your hearts content :lol: :lol:

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And your number 1 choice :lol:
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Re: Cowboy songs

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YUP - that is them! ;)

In reality I can't say I ever really listen to all those soppy western songs (doesn't happen) but I DO find them cute and truly there is a certain contingent in the USA who do live like that......cowboys I mean. They are alive and well and thriving in some areas!
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