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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
Contrary to the forecast this morning was bright and sunny so coffee this morning would be taken at The Continental Hotel at Whitstable, just 7 miles from home. The Continental is right on the beach...
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How bare it looks today in comparison to the view in the postcard.
The hotel looks really nice :)
Look forward to reading about the fishing history & of your mother's :)
Good morning all.
I did say that I would look in from time to time. I am awaiting delivery of a new 'built under' oven and it is a convenient time to say hello.
I installed the kitchen exactly 20...
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Gosh didn't even know Boots did kitchen appliances ( I take it that it is Boots the chemist you are talking about )
Your kitchen looks lovely and also very modern looking considering it was fitted...
Finally was able to get my new camera lens to replace the one I broke. Just cause I had to try it out I did brave the SNOW (UGH 3 fell last night which is significantly crimping my visiting plans)...
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I'm an easy cabin fever sufferer and find I just must get out. Now getting out doesn't mean I'm walking it simply means I'm 'getting out' and going for a short jaunt in the car to have a cuppa and...
I am quite pleased with myself this morning, you may recall that last week I said I had been busy writing and a few of you were speculating on what it was about. Well actually for the past couple of...
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Coursera courses are offered by relatively prestigious Universities around the world and offer Researchers a much wider audience to present their own area(s) of expertise to vs the old Abstracts of...