God said ..........

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God said ..........

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God said ,
 
"Adam, I   want you to do something for Me."
 
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
 
God said , "Go down into that valley ."
 
Adam said, "What's a valley?"

God explained it to him.
 
Then God said, "Cross the River ."

Adam said, "What's a river?"  

God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill ....."  

Adam said," What is a hill?"

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
 
He told Adam, "On   the other side of the hill you will find a cave ."

Adam said, 'What's a cave?'  

After God explained, He said , "In the cave you will find a woman."

Adam said, "What's a woman?'  

So God explained that to him, too.
 
Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce ."

Adam said, "How do I do that?"

God first said (under His breath), "Geez...."  

And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well .  

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave , and finds the woman.

In about five minutes, he was back.

God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily ,
 
"What is it now ?"  

And Adam said..........................

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Re: God said ..........

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:lol: :lol: Sounds about right :D
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