God said ,
"Adam, I want you to do something for Me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said , "Go down into that valley ."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the River ."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill ....."
Adam said," What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave ."
Adam said, 'What's a cave?'
After God explained, He said , "In the cave you will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?'
So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce ."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under His breath), "Geez...."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well .
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave , and finds the woman.
In about five minutes, he was back.
God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily ,
"What is it now ?"
And Adam said..........................
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"What's a Headache?"
God said ..........
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