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TWO FRIENDS

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Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that,
in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr.Jones was the Proctologist. They put up a sign reading:
 
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:
Hysterias and Posteriors."
 
The town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed
it to read:
 
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." 
 
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to:
 
"Catatonics and High Colonics"
 
No go.    

Next, they tried:
 
"Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"
 
Thumbs down again.

Then came:
 
"Minds and Behinds"
 
Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in:
 
"Lost Souls and Butt Holes"
 
Unacceptable again!

So they tried:
 
"Analysis and Anal Cysts"
 
Not a chance:
 
"Nuts and Butts"
 
No way:
 
"Freaks and Cheeks"
 
Still no good:
 
"Loons and Moons"
 
Forget it!
 
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
 
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends."
 
Everyone loved it.


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Re: TWO FRIENDS

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