Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that,
in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr.Jones was the Proctologist. They put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones:
Hysterias and Posteriors."
The town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed
it to read:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to:
"Catatonics and High Colonics"
No go.
Next, they tried:
"Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"
Thumbs down again.
Then came:
"Minds and Behinds"
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in:
"Lost Souls and Butt Holes"
Unacceptable again!
So they tried:
"Analysis and Anal Cysts"
Not a chance:
"Nuts and Butts"
No way:
"Freaks and Cheeks"
Still no good:
"Loons and Moons"
Forget it!
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends."
Everyone loved it.
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