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Political Opposites ??

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A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth,
and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local
welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and
said, "Hi. You know, I just hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.
I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing.

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent.  We
Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to  drive around in
his 2017 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.  Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort
the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say
but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her
sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong
sex drive.

"The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!

"The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it."

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"IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM"
WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE.
 
This was written by a 21 yr. old female who gets it. It's her future she's worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare big government state that she's being forced to live in! These solutions are just common sense in her opinion.
 
This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco, TX.
 
PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .
 
Put me in charge of food stamps no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.
 
Put me in charge of Medicaid. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.
 
Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your "home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.
 
In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22-inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good."
 
Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self-esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self-esteem
 
If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices.    The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.
 
I love this one...
 
AND while you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov't welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.
 
Now, if you have the guts - PASS IT ON...I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET THIS BACK, IF EVERYONE SENDS IT, I WILL GET OVER 220 BACK!!! I WOULD KNOW YOU SENT IT ON!!!
 
Isn't it weird that in AMERICA our flag and our culture offend so many people...... but our benefits don't?   add-on  CANADA  by ray
 
 


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