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Whorehouse & the Church

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WHOREHOUSE   SUES  LOCAL  CHURCH  OVER  LIGHTNING  STRIKE
Mt Vernon,  Texas
 
Diamond D’s Brothel began construction of an extension to their old
brothel to cater for the ever increasing volume of trade. In response,
the local Baptist church started a campaign to stop the construction,
with morning, afternoon and evening prayer sessions at their church.
 
Work on Diamond D’s new extension had progressed well, and one week
before the official opening, a lightning bolt hit the building and burnt
it to the ground. After the cat house was destroyed, the church goers
all started to crow about “The Power of Prayer”.
 
Late last week, Jill “Big Jugs” Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the
church, the Preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the
church was “Ultimately responsible for the demise of the building and
her business – either through direct or indirect Divine actions or
means”.
 
In its reply to the charges, the Church vehemently denied any or all
responsibility for the building’s demise.
 
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff’s complaint and the
respondent’s reply and, at the opening of the hearing, commented:
 
“I don’t know how the Hell I am going to decide this case, but it appears
from the paperwork that we now have a whorehouse owner who fervently
believes in the power of prayer and the entire Baptist congregation who
think it is all ********”.


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